How The Lohans Left Seattle

As you can probably tell, I’m not having the best day. I appear to have contracted chronic oldness (back pains ;-;) at only age 13! Something in the past few days, whether it was hitting my back on the slide or the incredibly jolty Monument Valley jeep ride has made my back incredibly painful, and I’ve been in bed all day. We might even end up going to nearby Hurricane to see a doctor, as we don’t know what happened and I can’t do anything in this state, having lost my appetite and all energy. Unfortunately, this means I missed the last day of seeing Zion, so who knows what’ll happen next. Until then, wish me luck and I’ll try to get better as soon as possible!

-James