How The Lohans Left Seattle

Alright, if you’re reading this, listen up. There’s two things you need to know about this trip. One, was that WE SHOULD NOT TAKE THE LONG WAY. TAKE ME HOME I NEED FRIEEEENDS. And second; Phoenix kinda sucks. I mean, the reosrt we stayed at was utter garbage. It only had TWO waterslides that had nobody on them, only seven pools, and only ten gigantic buildings. Plus, the golf course was a bit small. Horrible resort. Even the Presidential Suite that we stayed in was small. (Hopefuly you could tell but I’m kidding.) We had some nice chill days there and I even went on a nice relaxing walk when I needed it. Pretty nice resort. However, the RV… we’re gonna have to see cause I’m pretty doubtful